Posting mostly for my own reference because I’ve not come across it before, but also I feel like fandom doesn’t fully utilise the fact Kaner uses ‘showtime’ in actual sentences too.
Yes, okay, but where are all the verses where he’s some famous fashion designer, and nobody can quite believe it because his own outfits are always atrocious.
Him and Jonny probably meet in a bar, hook up, and when Jonny asks what Kaner does for a living, Kaner tells him — he’s a fashion designer. Jonny snorts, but whatever, it’s just a hook up, he’ll let the guy have his dream. And then a month later, oh, that’s Kaner, aka, Patrick Kane, aka, official Blackhawks Uniform Design Head, taking measurements and discussing color flow patterns in the main office with Stan Bowman, and Jonny’s really not sure how to react to that, other than a lot of blinking.
HE SAYS SHOWTIME THREE TIMES IN THIS INTERVIEW, I AM FURIOUS